Good God damn, I must be looking fiiiiiine today.
A customer (another old dude) asked how long I'd been working here and I told him for about 13 years, with a brief stint in teaching for two years.
"Shoot. When I was in school, I never had any good looking teachers. I grew up in the wrong generation!"
For realsies, I think if I hit Barona tonight, I could score a marriage proposal. Bring it, old men!